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Most Popular, most effective, frightfully
predictable pick up lines! Every cheesy pick up line is listed right here!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my
heart away!
- Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the
dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
- There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want
to tap that ass.
- You're like milk, I want to make you a part of
my complete breakfast.
- My pickup line was published on the Internet...
Would you like to hear it.
- Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for
you you're so electrifying.
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my
wallet.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!!
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the
best a man can get.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your
hand.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Bond. James Bond
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I
just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
- If I pet you, would you follow me home?
- I'm not wearing any pants.
- I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and
wear you like a feed bag.
- I love the way you move...like butter on a bald
monkey.
- You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't
slept with you yet.
- You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have
another one at home in the fridge.
- Do you just wanna get naked?
- Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you
checking out my package!
- Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon
find out.
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make your bed rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I
seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy,
can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of
it?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I
can't take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole
the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
you've got a nice set of buns.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost
in your eyes.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling
tic-tac's.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep
with me tonight.
- If you were a buger I would pick you first.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get
her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom
and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to
say afterwards)
- Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your
butt is out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got
fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
- I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why
not. You say cause you look better everyday.
- Are you tired? Cause you've been running
through my mind all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and
I together!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an
angel.
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's
bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do
you just wanna practice?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I
could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To
Do" List!
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can
lay you on the table and take what I want?
- You know, it's not premarital sex unless you
plan on getting married.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word
"edible".
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can
generate over 750 psi?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that
you?
- You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Hey baby...infect me!
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a
bottle of champagne.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty
bucks?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- If you ever want to see your children again,
you'll do what I want.
- Inheriting Pick Up Lines 101eighty million
bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you,
I'd be walking in my garden forever.
- You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a
hard attack.
- Sweetheart, you make me wanna get a job.
- Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my
knee when I fell for you.
- Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a
horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb into a Trojan.
- Nice legs. What time do they open?
- I hope you have a library card because I
checking you out.
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind
turning me on?
- Since you lost your virginity, can I play with
the box it came in?
- You must eat a lot of lucky charms because you
are magically delicious!
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make your bed rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I
seem to have lost mine.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away
- "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning."
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all
day.
- Nice legs...what time do they open?
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one
more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on earth tonight.
- Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can
blow the hell outta me.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside
Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille
name tag.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the
stairway to heaven?
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Yo Babybee cakes, Are those real?
- You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just
going to suck itself.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with
me.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any
questions?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
- F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry
Titsbottom?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should
I walk by again?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me.
- My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M
cute.
- Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over
and talk to you.
- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me
anytime you want to.
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how
much have you been drinking?
- If you were the last woman and I was the last
man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
Why? Don't you like pizza?
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you
shouldn't go home without me.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can
see myself in them.
- I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I
think he went into this cheap motel room.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get
you out of these wet clothes.
Snappy female comebacks to guy's cheesy pick ups
lines
- Man:"Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD
Clinic."
- Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there
anymore."
- Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
down."
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit
under a rock?"
- Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to
mine."
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your
number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book.">
- Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
- Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
- Man: "How do you like your eggs in the
morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
- Man:"I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
- Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
- Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing".
- Man:"Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
- Man:"I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
- Man:"I would go to the end of the world for
you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay
there?
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