Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a
lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." I've heard of eating "out" after sex, but this is a little
much.
Safe Sex Alternatives?
All these have been used to make condoms through history: Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, and sheep
gut. Kind of gives you an idea why they weren't very "en vogue" for long, eh?
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. Well, how long is that in
the lifespan of a mosquito - for all we know, it could be days.
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other
party to your crime. Because, we all know, those sheep/horses/cows/goats/what-have-you were just asking for
it!
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass. I admit it
was the animal horn that drew me to this one.
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. Er, trying to get a mental image of that one.
Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon. Oh no, not Keith!
Danny, maybe, but not Keith!
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an
animal. That's why I had to leave the small towns.
A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked, which is why they cost
more.
Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours. Bored, much?
And finally, a study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom
during intercourse. I suppose it's a sense of voyeurism, but - ew! I'd be embarrassed to look my cat in the
eye the next day.
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Semen tastes sweeter if you haven't been eating meat. It's also an old wives tale that eating pineapple makes it
taste really good.
An Amazing Organ. The vagina is self-cleaning, kind of like the oven. Is that were the term "one in the
oven" comes from?.
Production Far Exceeds Demand.
A healthy male's ejaculate contains over 200 million sperm. If every one of these were able to find an egg,
the average guy could easily fertilize 5 billion eggs in less than two weeks (this would double the current
population of the earth).
Of course, the time required would vary slightly between individuals and be affected by environmental
factors like diet and the availability of porn.
The Best Cure For A Headache.
A female orgasm releases endorphins (chemicals released in the brain that give us pleasure) and these are
powerful painkillers.
Having a headache is a reason to have sex, not to abstain from it.
So You Think You're The Father.
The more recent Kinsey studies that included genetic testing found one in ten children in America is
mistaken about their father's identity.
Also, a British study found that a woman is more likely to become pregnant with a lover rather than her
husband, when she's been having sex with both in a given time period and even having sex with her husband more
often.
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Sex Related Averages
- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200.
- Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000.
- Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons.
- Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (Duh)
- Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This may
just be the real reason that women love chocolate.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Is anyone else getting weird flashbacks to
Clash of the Titans or is it just me?
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