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 Welcome to Penis Trivia, Facts and Stats! Ah yes. The feared and admired all mighty bringer of people seeds and pleasure, both pain and delight...the infamous human tool of tools multi-functional device, The Human Penis. Most are eternally puzzled at how such a small, destorted dispenser of urine can seemingly have such a radical grasp on the balls of society. All questions might be answered on this page, if not, check back soon! We're getting harder!
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Fastest achieved male orgasm
It is interesting to note how quickly the "preadolescent" can respond to sexual stimulation. Kinsey
tabulated the percentage of the population who could respond to the point of orgasm in less than ten
seconds of sexual stimulation. No less than 6.4 per cent of preadolescents could achieve orgasm in less
than ten seconds of sexual stimulation. And a quarter of all those tested could manage orgasm in less than
one minute. Kinsey notes that erection is much quicker in preadolescent boys than in adults; and some
two-year-olds come to climax in less than ten seconds. (waddah wimp, i can go at least 20!)
Penis Facts, Trivia and Strange Statistics!
PENIS ERECTUS - the offical government approved definition -
Main Entry: pe·nis Pronunciation:
'pE-n&s
Function: noun ; vaginal drilling device
Inflected Form(s):
plural pe·nes 'pE-(")nEz/; or
pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German
faselt penis, Greek peos
Definition: organ of copulation
that in male mammals including
humans usually functions as the channel by which
urine leaves the body.
Supplement: female vibrator backup plan
Largest human penis currently in the record books:
The very revered and utmost admired, Mr. Aubrey Beardsley -
The Examination of
the Herald, 1896. -We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ
is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd
but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is
who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it
is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. *see below**
Basic Penis Quick Fact Sheet
- The average erect penis is six inches in length, although flaccid measurements vary considerably.
- Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This
may just be the
real reason that women love chocolate.
- The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of
fully functional hot
whale action.
- Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people?
What about girth?
- Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night,
until
their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (And then when they turn 40, their penises fall off. This is
why it's
all about quality, not quantity.)
Women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My
Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more -
yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to
Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords
quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed
survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9? in. in erection, hardly able to compete
with the vast organs of pornographic fiction.
In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935
publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs
nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is
unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to
Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure.
The
largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state. Me
personally? My standard 6" plus has served just fine over the years. :)
Farthest projected ejaculation ever ejected from mister erected
Timgad, Erotic Mosaic, late First Century.
This, we may assume, is yet another one for a future Sex Olympics. Considering the amount of masturbation
that goes on there must be considerable volume of semen discharged in the absence of a convenient vaginal
receptacle. The distances the seminal fluid achieves before being arrested in flight must surely vary. I
have seen very little documentation on this. Van de Velde notes that the "rhythmic spasms of ejaculation
fling forth the semen from the external orifice with an impetus which may be perceived if the emission
takes place in vacuo." He adds, with the air of the true scientist, that the "seminal stream usually covers
a distance of from 15 to 20 cm., but has been known to exceed 1m.".
The physical event of ejaculation (semen being pumped out of the penis) does not necessarily
coincide with an orgasm (the pleasurable sensation of climax caused by a chemical response in the brain).
It's possible for a man to ejaculate and not even have an orgasm. The reverse is also true; a man can have
an orgasm without ejaculating.
Most active sex life in old age
Kinsey found men still making love about once a week at the age of sixty-five. In one group 75-year-olds
were having sex about once a month; and 80-year-olds were managing it once every nine or ten weeks. The
record for such things lies with a white man who was having - at the age of seventy - more than seven
ejaculations per week !
Penile Stupidity
A Kansas man checked into an emergency room with his erect penis stuck through a barbell plate. Apparently,
the
gentleman wondered if his member would fit through the weight's hole, but once it was in, he couldn't get
it out. After 12
hours of attempting to cut the plate, a urologist freed him by draining blood from the penis.
Penis Related Slang Terms
ErectBicycle, Big Ben, bone, boner, chubby (erect or
half-erect), dick, Eiffel Tower, hard-on, johnson, joystick, leaning tower of
Pisa, love muscle, purple veined clarinet, purple fist, purple katana,
presidential staff, putz, rod, schmuck, skin flute, stick, stiffy, wood, woody.
Flaccid or ErectArrow, bishop in a
turtleneck, blue-veined microphone, chode, Clyde, cock, crank, cunt poker, dick,
dong, egg roll, fireman, hog or hawg, jimmy, johnson, john-thomas, knob, lad
(Irish), love snake, manhood, manmeat, manroot, meat, (male) member, mushroom
cap, old fellow, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, (male) organ, pecker, Pedro,
Peter, Percy, plum (of the head only), pork hammer, pork sword, prick,
purple-headed mountain, rod, salami, sausage, scepter, schlong, shaft, snopp,
Stanley (the power tool), talliwhacker, todger, tool, trouser snake, trouser
trout, unit, Vienna sausage, wang, warrior of love, wiener, willie, yogurt
slinger ...
TesticlesBalls, bollocks, cajones, crown jewels,
cods, eggs, family jewels, guavas, klackers, knackers, nads, nuts, plums, tackle.
Also, "plum smuggling" a colloquial term used to describe a male wearing
overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis and/or testicles to be
seen in outline.
Penis and testicles
Note: (some words in this section may also be used more specifically to mean just
the penis or just the testicles; usage varies)- Big Ben, crown jewels, Eiffel Tower, family
jewels, frank 'n beans, lunchbox (UK, particularly used for male athletes), meat
and two veg, one eyed trouser snake, package, twig and berries, wedding tackle.
"See, the problem is that God gives men both a brain and a penis, and only enough blood flow to run
one at a time." - Robin Williams
"Man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts." - Confucious
Most common types of male orgasm
Kinsey delineated six types of male orgasm. In part the types vary according to the intensity of the
reaction exhibited. The most common type of male orgasm supposedly characterising about 45 per cent of
adult males - features some body tension. There may also be twitching or tension in one or both legs, of
the mouth, of the arms, or of other particular parts of the body. There is gradual build-up to a climax
which involves rigidity of the whole body and a degree of throbbing in the penis. There is orgasm with a
few spasms but little after-effect. This is seen as the most common type of male orgasm (discussed in 1.
Singer "The Goals of Human Sexuality") .
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