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Q: What is long and green and smells like pig?
A: Kermits finger.
Q: What do dentures and the moon have in common?
A: They both come out at night.
Q: What is the first question OJ asked the prosecutors after he had heard the verdict?
A: Can I have my gloves back now?
Q: What do elephants use as tampons
A: Sheep!
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a computer?
A: A computer can take a 3 1/2 floppy.
Q: How do you escape from the inside of an elephant?
A: Run around until you get pooped out!
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: How does a mail chauvinist change a light bulb?
A: "Let the bitch cook in the dark."
Q: Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team?
A: Because all the ones that can run, jump,or swim have already left the country.
Q: What does the hot dog say when he crosses the finish line?
A: "I'm the WEINER!!"
Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a goat?
A: One mucks up fountains.
Q: What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
A: Cliff
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What does OJ stand for?
A: Orange Jumpsuit.
Q: Why did they get rid of OJ costumes?
A: Cuz the gloves dont fit.
Q: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an
AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are
in the bathroom?
A: EUROPEAN
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12 .... (Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2 .... etc.)
Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the
boat to cross the Potomac River?
A: Men .... get in the boat.
Q: What do are those little bumps around a woman's nipple?
A: Braille
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: Why won't a shark eat a lawyer?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: How is a lawyer different from hooker?
A: There are just some things a hooker won't do.
Q:What gets wetter and wetter as it drys?
A: A towel.
Q: What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula?
A: autoexec.bat
Q: why is a woman like a parking space?
A: because all the good ones are taken, the only free ones are handicapped, and once you get one you have to keep feeding money into it.
Q: Why did the woman cross the Road?
A: Who cares why wasn't she in the kitchen.
Q: One day an Indian chief drank 12 gallons of tea. The next day they found him drowned in his teapee.
Q: What does an Englishwoman say to her husband when she wakes up after a night of lovemaking?
A: "Get off!"
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What's the best way to eat a frog?
A: Hook one leg over each ear.
Q: How many seconds are there in a day?
A: That depends. How good were you the first time?
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: Cheetah!
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist looks up the family tree... And the gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do you get when you cross a yeast infection and an achy breaky heart?
A: An itchy twichy crotch.
Q:Why are there locks on bathroom doors in the Soviet union?
A: So people don't Russian when European.
Q: What did the math mermaid wear?
A: An algebra.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino.
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and a penis?
A: a dictator.
Q: Do you know why they acquitted O.J. when they did?
A: Thanksgiving was just around the corner and he was the only one in the family who knew how to cut up the white meat.
Q: Why does Scots wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zipper miles away.
Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU FIND AN EPILEPTIC IN YOUR SWIMMING POOL?
A: THROW IN A LOAD OF WASH !
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A VEGATERIAN WITH DIAREEHA?
A: A SALAD SHOOTER !
Q: Why was John Elway being questioned in the O.J Simpson trial?
A: Because they were talking about a Slow, White, Bronco.
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